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> Apply for SoloNerds Clearance

We don't hire. We deploy.

BRIEFING

Accounts are Clients by default. This application is for becoming a Solo Nerd.

If you're already logged in as a client, applying does not change your account until approval.

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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

  • ✗ No agencies.
  • ✗ No fluff.
  • ✓ We care about: shipping, communication, calm under pressure.
  • ⚠ If your answer reads like a blog post, we'll assume it is.

MISSION PROGRESS

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Gate Check
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Identity & Ops
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Cursed Code Scenario
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Debug Transcript
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Communication
5
Proof of Ship
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Secret Handshake
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Transmit Dossier
mission://dossier/step-0

> Security Gate

Before we proceed, confirm you understand the mission parameters.

This is NOT a job application.

You're applying to join our network of elite independent developers. If approved, you'll be able to take on client work through SoloNerds.

We screen for quality.

This application includes technical scenarios and communication checks. It takes about 6-8 minutes. No uploads required.

We detect AI-generated fluff.

Write your own answers. Generic AI outputs will be obvious and rejected.

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